
Image credit: Israeli soldiers detain Palestinian in the occupied West Bank [Zain Jaafar/AFP]
Israel’s “Self-Defense” Speedrun: From Retaliation to Annexation in Record Time
What started as “defending itself” after October 7 has now turned into “defending itself all the way into annexing the West Bank”—because nothing screams self-defense like taking more land.
1- Justify bombing Gaza as a response to Hamas.💥🔥
2- Expand military operations into the West Bank because… why not?🚁🔫
3- Station troops there “for at least a year” (translation: permanently).🏢⛓️
4- Annexation—sorry, “security enforcement”—complete.🚧🛑
Israel’s government has officially entered settler speedrun mode, using “Hamas” as the universal excuse for every land grab. Military occupation? Hamas. More settlements? Hamas. Stealing an entire region? You guessed it—Hamas.
And just like that, the so-called “war on terror” turns into the oldest trick in the colonialism playbook: Start with “temporary security measures,” end with “Oops, this is ours now.”
At this rate, by next year, Israel might be “defending itself” somewhere in Jordan. 🗺️🔜